Joke: “God, please let me win the lottery.”
A goodly, God-fearing lady found herself in financial distress.
She prays, “God, I need your help, please let me win the lottery.”
When she doesn’t win, she prays again the next day, “God, I really need the money, please let me win the lottery.”
Once again, she doesn’t win, and once again she prays, “God, I have always served you faithfully, please tell me why you won’t let me win the lottery?”
God replies, “Lady, help me out here and buy a lottery ticket!”