Joke: “God, please let me win the lottery.”

Sep 17, 2016 by

Neatly bundled US hundred dollar bills in metal brief case.

A goodly, God-fearing lady found herself in financial distress.

She prays, “God, I need your help, please let me win the lottery.”

When she doesn’t win, she prays again the next day, “God, I really need the money, please let me win the lottery.”

Once again, she doesn’t win, and once again she prays, “God, I have always served you faithfully, please tell me why you won’t let me win the lottery?”

God replies, “Lady, help me out here and buy a lottery ticket!”

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